Euro 2008 winners Holland, Manchester United, Inter Milan and FC Fossa all feature in this month’s Four Four Two magazine. Who the hell are FC Fossa, we hear you say? They have just been awarded the dubious title of the worst five-a-side team in Britain and our very own Simon is proud to be a member. The statistics speak for themselves: played 82, won 2, lost 71, goals against 1,272. Their numerous annihilations include 39-2. Add to this a goalkeeper who doesn’t like using his hands and you can see why they deserve this title.
So, do you think you’re worse than FC Fossa? Are you genuinely atrocious whilst always giving it 100%? Then play them and find out! Leave a comment or contact us and we’ll pass your challenge onto Mike, the gaffer.
At least three of them appear to have footballs up their shirts, too.